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The Birthday Bonanza Blog

2007-09-16T17:41:00.000Z

First birthday, Michaela's. Cant remember her name but this girl was wicked.
Rach and Gemma playing good hostesses and Pete.
Some strangers in the kitchen, Mark Adam, Toby and Shaff.
Michaela was so excited because...
They had a Maryland on the way.

The party was in Gemma's bedroom so it seemed.
We had a wrestle.
And pulled faces.
SOME of us did bad things.
Rosy documented it too.

There were penis biscuits at the party.
There were cameras everywhere.
There was smoking.
Me and Sam had fun with the fridge magnets.

Well you all know Im a classy bird.
My brother went to bed, LAME!
I used the incorrect toilet.
Then kissed Rachel.
Only the strong survived.

We had a ball.

Moving onto my birthday.

Went to collect Emma, these were my presents. Maracas, a sailor hat and flower thing and A fucking massive GIANT space hopper. SIIIIICK

We went to Asda and Emma bought me more stuff, party fucking stuff.
In car entertainment. Gobbed all over the party blowers before we gave them out.

Hoorah Sam finished his make up at last. False hope, he was still finishing my birthday card. I forgot to photograph it. It was incredible, it was a no rave card.
In the Turkey, Gaz made use of the free stuff getting stuck right in.
Pete was there too.
And Ollie.
Rachel bought me THIS! WOW.

Emma made me this from plasticine.
Monsters and clappy hands ensure a good night is to be had by hall.
So we had a little sing song.
The place was jumpin.
We tried Pete's coat on.

Gaz thinks he's special which is why he had three gold medals. Pah.
My card from Emma.
My card from Rach.
Jacko and Steve arrived.
So did Lucas and Rich.

Rosy had a sandwich.
Sailor Sam Ahoy.
Queueing for Mosh. Oh yeh Gregg and Kate had met us.
Me and Sam are the biggest winners.
One of my presents from Sam was a moustache, Ive ALWAYS wanted a moustache, it looks reet sexy an all.

We had some glow stick fun.
Jonny came.
I was the ONLY sober person.
We danced like bastards.
Becca arrived finally.

We pulled faces.
And acted up.
We snoook into the O Trizzle for some cheese and onion crisps.
Then went back to Mosh.

Pete was dancing on the middle floor, crazy!
This guy wanted a medal so bad! We gave him one and a medal hahahah.
A toilet friend! ANOTHER Emma.
Me and Sam went on another adventure, we saw a fox.

Then killed it skinned it and put it in a 12 inch honey oat with extra cheese.
Back to Mosh and Gregg was snogging.... eeeeew, get a room.
Pete and Gregg took a piss.
Eventually got to Esko, Rosy was there.

Of course the cool kids came with us.
Rachel and Josh and vague silouhettes of fellow revelors.
Anna spelt blood like Dwayne, Im well jealous!
The cute dread lock girl and Gemma, there is lesbian warfair over this piece of ass.
Went to Sophbeck to see the cooler kids.

My ACTUAL REAL birthday.

This is my serious present from Sam, shiiiiiit!

We are gay so did gay things. We went for a nice meal.
Sam had meatballs and mash with his coffee.
Nobody has ever made me a cake before, it had bloody smarties on it too!
Mmmmmm yum!
Thank you for the best birthday EVER in the world xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam / SPT's, John's and Ryan's birthday.

O Tree Sam and some others were getting intoxicated a little.

Mother fucker Darryl was there.
ARGH and Josh.

This guy I believe is called Dave Canning, its been a while since anybody has witnessed his person we cant be too sure.

Beaver arrived and left Dwayne outside, thats evil.
Turkey Cafe and the pikey had arrived.
Brosef was there init.

The couples and Ryan went to Maryland cause I was hungry.
Got to Esko after much whining and tantrums. We drank beer.
And shots.
Maddie LOVES Ryan.
So does Anna.

Easy.
YES YES YES I can do blood.
Did some more shots. Absinthe, nasty!
Sophbeck, Dwayne!
Josh (again)

Darryl's burning the midnight oil, I love it!
They MADE me go to Bambu, WHY? I DONT LIKE IIIIIITTT!
Steve pleasured the table.
Ryan was a drunk a little bit.
Ray and Steve.

We actually really do make people vomit, good! The tables in there are rad though.
They went.
Ryan got naked.

Didn't see John, but Happy birthday to you too!!!!! We had sweaty hugs for you and everything!

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y to everyone!

Permanent markers provide entertainment and fun for Kates goodbye

2007-07-16T17:08:00.000Z

The Emmas went to Asda. We bought beer and permanent pens.Parked the car, cracked open a couple of bottles and made our way down New Walk to Kates.
There was a real party! I was so excited.
Emma painted her nails.
Hmmm, what can we do with these?
Kate put her glow stick on.

I made a big green cock.
Then we all had a go. Heres Kates big willy.
And Emmas.
Heres Helen's, note the cum shot.
Kate arrived with her big green cock.

Chris loves his nob.
Laura well got into it.
The girls did their make up. Me and Emma made a start on our drunken texts.
This is not part of the story, just a beautiful photo I would like to share.
We saw Rosie on our way to the Lansdowne.

Me and Emma had a car park party.
Then climbed some ladders and shit, it was totally necessary.

Post play time... In the Lansdowne with everyone else.
Chuk was there.

And this guy, I think we knew him? Someone must have.
Hahah this was the pen master plan, Kate was the first victim.
Then me, I think this might give people the wrong idea.
Agent Provacateur, thanks chuk, that outta answer any questions patrons may have.
Then Emma drew on me.

Lady beermancing.
Emma got attacked with my devilish pen too.
The Emmas and the Kates FOREVER yo.
I think he was part us cool kids too. Fuck knows, we drew on him anyway.
Kate and Emma.

Dont know who wrote this but its nice.
Helen got attacked, nobody is safe.
And again!
Lindsay was the first to receive obscentities.Emmas master piece on Helen.

Haha! After muchos begging the bouncer par took in the new body art trend sweeping the nation.
Who the fuck thought this turd was a sexy bitch? Im sure they were taking the piss.
Even passers by were mawled and drawn on.

Helen drew on some dude.

Everyone was getting more and more intoxicated.
Kates puppies are amazing.
Johnny came so we gave him an Emma sandwich.
I dont know what is wrong with my face here, but nice pic.
This guy said he would draw Spiderman on me, I love spiderman.

Fucking twat!
Picture perfect.
Another awesome photo, Im not doing too bad tonight.
Whoever wrote this, and on a stranger, is fucking genious!
Lindsay drew hearts on us all.

What is with the Rolf obsession? Someone is a little over sexed, or under sexed?
Ayyyy Dom came.
And Beth.

Every week Emma and I make a toilet friend, this week it was Nicola.
Everyone went to Time I hate it its full of meat heads. Me and Emma went to Mosh. We saw Becca and her friend on the way, so we drew on them.

The we drew on these guys.

Got to Mosh went to the toilet first of course.
There was a man in there.
Why do I air kiss everything when im pissed?
Bar and BEER.

Top floor, whats this? Rich with a girl? Evidence.
Lucas, Jacko and Adam aka arctic monkeh man were there.
This is amazing, when Im famous Ill give Lucas half the profits.
This pretty much represents my vision. Me and Adam.
Hahaha I fuckin love you Jacko!

This man is a right dirty toilet seat sniffer Im sending these photos to the manager.
Another toilet lady, not our friend!
Emmas, Kate, Lindsay, Helen. Everyone had arrived at Mosh.
Ahhh Emmas.
Kate.

I gotta go Sams outside! Yay! Might I say... another amazing picture.
The Emmas and Kates and Laura wrote loving words of adoration on Sam.
Yeah right party animals?
We pulled faces.
Had some more Emma sandwiches, we were hungry!

Sam drew on Joe.
This is Jordan (the dirty chav with BAD hair extensions) she kept trying to kiss me and stuff. Why do I always pull the women? Where the fuck are the men?
I LOVE my work!
I drew an anchor on this guy.
And Lukey on this guy.

Kate said we are the best Emmas in the world, I agree. And they are the best Kates!
Helen, Kate and Emma.
7 girlies, just, in this.
Kate took a shining to Jacko. Captain Cave Man style.

Then fell over.
Its ok though Kate and Laura helped her.
We're having a ball!
Dancing and shit.
Small old world, James Hubbard, an old school mate.

This guy loved this song.
Sacha and Ben were there, I think I scared them, I was wrecked, they weren't.
He well wanted to be in my blog.
Basement.... No fucking way.... Javed was there! He spun me round lots and made me feel a bit sick, its ok I didn't puke.
Some guy.

I hate the Basement. We went to Sophbeck, Anna and Tom were there.
And Jason, Josh and Joe.
And the girl with the cool name I cant remember. AND D WAYYYYNE!
Joe was bare chillin.

John was there too, this is wicked!
Brosephs.
It rained.
I drew on loads of people in Sophbeck but forgot to photograph it. Dwayne drew on me.
And Tom.

BASIIIII we shared some love.
He was outside, more wrecked than me, he won first prize.
I cannot speak of post Sophebeck pre Kates but we got here. Kate and Laura asleep on the sofas, everyone else watching the Hoobs.
Sick.
Kate goes this weekend.... We'll miss her millions, she'll be back soon to come draw on people again. WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

2007-05-14T18:10:00.000Z

Another weekend, another mad, one another blog.....

Brett Nikki Jonny and Phil (s arm)The Clooneys
Jonny was trying to wear Niks coat, it didn't fit
How cute does Rach look? Aww bless her shy little cotton socks
Sexy Emma was working in the Turkey
Jonny and a tray

Faye was in the turkey too
These 2 ladies used to teach me english at primary school now they munch pills and kill it in mosh
Mark and his crazy incoherent friend, he kept saying sorry he was so sweet. But Mark if you are reading its ok, Im pretty sure I was worse
Ahhh Cary is the greatest
Rach and Dave, Dave is also the greatest, he is coming to live with me and pay me obscene amounts of rent to join my naturist house

She was celebrating her birthday in her pyjamas, it makes sense
Hoorah Ryan came back for the night with big bear Gaz, we screamed a little
There are millions os Emma and Ryan photos, not one of them is a nice, this one has some nice effects though what with all the pretty lights and all. Ryan rules
Cary and some army man buying beverages
I fucking love you jacko

Lucas me and Jacko we fuckin love each other
Cary treated us to some more dancing, he is amazing. He also formally agreed to be my pet that evening, being drunk doesn't matter we had a gentlemens hand shake and that is legally binding
Rachel rocks
Dave was rockin his ltd ed sb's and so was Max but his are standard, still cool

Dave and Max were all grown up and stuff talking about footy and girls instead of dancing
He sniffed my hair!!??
Daves got charging rhino stoppers

Brraaap
This is Disco Dave Lucas and Jackos friend, he plays some songs in the cheese/ sick/ arse stinking room
Rachel is the most beautiful ghetto superstar I ever saw
We went to get the peeps from the Turk. Here is Rach and Psychosamatic bare chillin

Maddy some guy and Anna, Anna gave us all hugs and squeeled when we got to Esko
Rachel Emma and Ryan
And Stevie Pee
Gemma and the crazy tit woman came too
This girl tried to proper kiss me after I took this photo, she was scary. I only took it cause she was a twat and a good candidate for blog mocking but now I lack inspiration

Me Gemma and Ray captured in the worlds most amazing photo
It now seems that I cannot have a blog without it containing Gemmas marvellous tits, sleeping Jonny seems to have lapsed somewhat
This reminds me of Beetlejuice in that waiting room and the song by Chris Rea
The sexy dancers
Cool hair shame you are a prick

I have no idea what this is about, we must have been playing incy wincy spider or something
Errrr dirty snoggers
And Nils came down!!! Yay
Steve took us to the Basement in his Clio Sport (the bastard)
Emma got the beers in
The 3 musketeers aka the last men standing aka partaaay animals
More pricks, I was trying to get the guy behind them and they kept jumping in front of the cam so if they are desperate for 5 mins of fame then here you go guys...
It doesn't capture it well, but this is Sue's dad. "Where the fuck av you been you dirty slag"
Beautiful Emma #1 and the greatest Pikey to have ever lived

I am 6'4" now
Ryan had some siiick moves

We stayed right till the end cause we are ghetto
Dirty muck donalds for breakfast and cappucinos. The fat inbred pushing the buttons on the till told me off for taking pics. Apparently you cannot photograph in a restaurant without permission from head office, sounds like someones too big for their boots

Me and Ryan are well hardcore, hitting up the Bambu after a coffee. This guy was there
And this guy

And Shane Ritchie
And Adam. I am going to befriend him and we are going to swap trilby hats and skinny jeans and go vintage clothes shopping, I AM in love with him
How good do they look after a 12 hour party if I only I looked the same

Peas and carrots

Its like the dregs of a myspace party

2007-05-07T15:38:00.000Z

Its Emma #1's birthday. So i collected another Emma and Rosy and we made our way to the party. 3 Emmas again but also 3 Andy's this time too, we should of got married and everythingGot to Nine Bar to meet the cool kids. I got Emma a birthday pepper shaped like a rose on the way. She got it in her eye and cary had to lick it for her
Andy and Emma. Andy is a northerner and has the most incredible accent! He sounds like an arctic monkey and of course I didn't tire of singing their songs to him, I think he did. I introduced him as our Leeds friend he was like the local attraction, he loved it
Maddy didn't believe me when I said the flash was bright
Emma and Emma
Rosy and Emma giving her some air love

Dave could not believe how much fun was to bad
Andy neil and Rosy. Rosy punched Neil on the nose for being from Manchester, look at the scenario Neils chair dancing was astonishing
Anna was working
Brighton Beach time, we got a taxi because its far

Andy looked like it was Christmas. He said it was like a dream and he could not believe he was alone in a car with 5 hot girls. We only interferred with him slightly, thats allowed
This guy drove us, safeys
Well Ill be damned, jo and Ben at the uni cash point
And Pete
Jo is awesome! I outta smile in photos Apparently I love Vanessa, she is hot though
Jim and a man
Beaver
D fuckin Wayne yo
He had girls necklaces on, he looked ravishing

Andy knew Jim, I didn't understand...
Mr microphone and the guy from bloc party where there
John too! Free Deirdre
Ummm
Rosy and Rachel

Neil and Andy getting beer I have never in all my life seen such ridiculous fucking dancing. He was like a speed taking gay dad dancer
Gaz came
Pete, I barely saw him. I barely saw anybody
He has to be gay. He had it tucked in too, he must have... Eeeew

I had a car party my companion and I, which might i add, "I was lying Neil!!!!!" finally made it to Firebug. Kate was there so of course I had to kiss her
Jonny was there too and fortunately so was everyone else
This girl was so scary. I dont think anyone knew her, but she kept going round grabbing tits
Again, who the fuck is this, Gemma doesn't look very pleased by his presence
Dom was sober! I know.... its crazy. I ranted on at him for a while

Then we went to Esko the taxi driver said Tesco? Yeah take us tesco you fucking twat I need a garlic press. Andy he's not doing much I just like the picture
Cary! He is absolutely amazing and very unique and so entertaining
cary with a head this time
He has a tape cassette as a belt buckle
Some dancing fun to be had

Some people looked a little worse for ware
Maddy and Emma talking drunken drivvle no doubt
I love you you northern cunt, now talk
Dave had mad sb's on, he looked like Marty McFly
Some more of the Esko revellers celebrating with Emma

The troopers went back to Emmas for a sexy house party Ian loved Emmas hamster
Cary showing his guns
We had Erasure or something on, it was totally necessary
Death metal at 7am requires saucepan percussion

Emma had a blast dancing on the kitchen chair laughing
Cary had a nap for about 2 minutes then started agin
" And next week on skins...."

"I woke you up, what time's the bus come?" You love it Andy. Neil looked surprisingly good when he got up

Cary didn't look to clever tho, but he was wearing a smile and that what really counts
We found some tattoo tights, apparently they are Dave's, WHY?
3D pornagraphy, you cant beat it

And thats all folks. It was amazing I had another best night ever. Happy Birthday Emma and big gay love.

Thats called poo, not pizza babies

2007-04-30T20:43:00.000Z

Dave needs to lube the ramps up I reckon... Or I need to get some bad sb'sDave was making stuff again. He let me play shop serving freddo's and heroin and stuff

Spud did some stuff on the mini ramp and Daves new creation

Greg was killin it too

Carpenter Dave did a grand job

Even Dave killed it

This impressed me, the vert is gnarly

Spud hates it when people skate posh. He skates ghetto

He did land this, god knows how

Again... mental. Greg and some tricks

Chilling. (Gregs tee is fuckin A)

Bare chillin

Peace out

Many Emmas many Kates. Emmas birthday pt.1. "you are so cute"

2007-04-30T19:18:00.000Z

First stop Karens. She gave me photos of Vince Noir for my dartboard. Ugh Thanks I thinkBrett has had ALL his hair cut off

Tom. Well he just makes drinks and looks pretty. SOMETIMES he comes out after work too

Rachel gave me free vodka

A blog is not a blog without Jonny taking a nap

EMMA ARMY

Kate looked well sexy in the lucky red

MATT not max

Gaz Emma Liz and Kate

Rich plaited Kates hair in the turkey. How random

More Emma army-ness. The birthday girl part 1

Emmas friends. I have no idea what their names are. I remember that 1 is from Leeds and I think 1 was called Leanne

Just some guy

Mark

Lucas and Jacko, they have aids, but good ones

Me and Lucas

Will he had absolutely NO idea who I was

Pete and Jo. Jo is awesome

Some guy I think Emma knew him. We're so ghetto

Kate Kate Me

Fucking A! Dom was there

Aaaw this is the cutest couple I have ever ever EVER seen

Doms friend again I cannot remember his name

Names names names

They are over rated

Rich knows that my flash burns your retinas, he is well prepared

Kate and Jonny

Emma Camilla Emma

Me and Dom are well Hadouken

Dom danced with us

Rich and Liz got on well

Johnny Kate Emma Kate

Jonny danced too, this was to Bloc Party, I can remember that

Firebug and Gemma and her amazing tits

Pete he lost things in Mosh, gutted

Jacko posed he is a poser

Kate and Jonny came to the Basement. The guy at the bar is nowhere near as Hadouken as me and Dom, he is just electrotec

Lucas Kate me and my big fat white head

Get a fuckin room hahahah

This is super old gin, imagine the proof on it... PISSED

Does Tom run Blogger now?

2007-04-23T17:04:00.000Z

Service station goings on... A chav, an asian, a scooby doo and a mercedes full of mobile phones...
Cunts

There was a pigeon and a bit of bird sick in the service station

You know when you get to Blackpool, the windmills give it away

They sell fucking giants. RAD!

Its so tastefull here

This is 150ft up the 200ft incline on the big dipper. Its so rotten, I thought I was going to die on it

Check the pics, my do was ruined

I reckon this guy is gay

This is an 80s bar, its so 80s

Menu glancing, dual blogging

Blackpool is a fucking shit hole, its a developed countries shanty town

This is what I had for my dinner

Followed by mashed potato and chocolate fudge cake

I know its mean, but these 2 were proper mentalists, they kept us entertained for hours, they were fucking hilarious

What the hell are they made from

You cant beat Pat's bingo, i got a few lines in there

Check the entrance. It was gnarly

These dudes asked us if we wanted to buy some skunk

We got in, centre front baby! They made us sit down

The Empress Ballroom, it was beautiful inside, incredible, look at the ceiling

This guy had the biggest hair ever, it was incredible

Cant remember their name, KOL's support from here on in

He kept pouting like Mick Jagger

Cant beat a bit of blue

This was the best drum kit ever!

Fuck me! This is with no zoom, this is how fucking close I was to Caleb!

I love Caleb

Ok his legs are way skinnier than they look on tv, but he'd so get it

This is where the fun stopped! The little teenage emo twats pushed so hard they split the barrier right where we were, it was bolted into the floor. It also moved at least 4 feet closer to the stage which in itself was a good thing. Security went on stage asked Caleb to tell us to stop pushing he laughed, said no then made rock signs at us. Then proceeded to say "this has never happened to us before, I guess you guys are the best audience we ever had". They got kicked off stage whilst they tried to secure the barrier. Caleb is a wanker! I couldn't take any more, I hurt so bad, I couldn't breathe and it was really scary - seriously! I got the security guys to pull me out cause I couldn't get out the normal way. A leg and a wing and shoes lost later, i escaped death. This is why Caleb is a wanker, he made me lose my centre front place, I fucking hate him!

We chilled on the carpet and splinted our broken bones, in preparation for the rest of the gig

This is what I think to you American Kimberley Stewart AIDS fucking red necks

Ill be loving you under my shoe, four kicks that you bastard

I got a bit excited, climbed the wall a little, it was really dusty.

This is now my pissing view!

I love cherry tango so much, but I saved a little then put the remains of my ticket in it. The final insult

Pint of piss

We walked back to the car, tired and hurt

Its a small old world though saw some guy in there that I was talking to in Mosh 2 days before, he is in a Nottinghamshire band, useless but has a point Im a sure. They are playing the Charlotte soon...

Ryan went to KFC whilst we went to the car and paid the machine lots of shiney pound coins. Some gypo twat tried to mug him on his way out the freaky chicken shop. Ryan told him to fuck off, and he did! Yeah dont fuck with Leicester you Northern cunts!

Dont go to Blackpool.... EVER! Its rank

Saturday and Saturnight

2007-04-11T18:19:00.000Z

I had to meet Gav, I was late, I got in late, I woke up late, Im always late. The time altered slightly (3 hours or so) to 3pm. Thus begins my ickle blog...

Dave loves iiiiiit! This is from last week though however I thought I should share this moment with you all.

Gav did some jumping and shit, here he is modelling an ollie.

Gav is always smiling, can you see why we love him so?

He fell over sometimes, he's so clumsy.

He can do tail stalls and everyfing now, all this time chillin and skateing with Danny Wainwright (yes! I do have celebrity connections) is paying off!

I cant remember what this is called, it has a really long name, somet fakie init. Bloody impressive though, he was stoked!

Then from Broom we travelled to a beautifuol house with the most amazing sofas I have ever seen! We had some BBQ goodness. I took no photos, I have no excuse I am sorry, it was good though, thanks Shaf and brosef!

I left said bbq to make ones self buuutifal. Then went and picked me ol pal Tom up from his home in town. Guess what I was late! Awesome, you have to keep guys on their toes girlies... We had some quiet time and a catch up then met with friends in the Turkey. Then we did the moshy goodness.

I am absolutely fucked. We both look like shit on this but we are still the sex.

I MADE john come, not sure that he really wanted to though, but he seemed to be having fun. Rich was bare checking out the ladies again! He needs a fuck or something. Nah more beer yeh!!!

Then we went to Firebug again no photos to be seen, what is going on with Japanese tourists nowadays? We collected gorgeous Kate and Tom bundled her off to the Basement under his jacket.

Tom fancied Kate a bit. He told me. Should I set them up? Should I tell her? Cast your votes....

Ben is the love child of Ollie Riddler and Keith Murray. And look at the girl in the background biting her lip and checking John out... he missed out on that one! Damn!
And thats your lot kids. Got a bit messy toward the end, got in at 7.45am and ruined the remainder of the weekend by being tired. But Im doing it again this Saturday!

Remember that the incidents you have seen tonight are rare. Dont have nightmares, do sleep well, goodnight!

2007-04-01T15:20:00.000Z

Ryan's new pub opened for the first on Friday in Derby. Its called the Greyhound go check it out y'all!

The drive there, it was miles away, I was bored and had been driving all day back from Newcastle, so took some pics to try and stay awake

Jonny made us some free drinks vouchers (its all vector work!!) but Ryan wouldn't except them, thats well gay!
Jimmy came up from Lahndan to work behind the bar and give us all hugs and kisses, we miss him
Steve. He wanted his photo took, and a curry

And thats it!!! I know crazy huh!? Took less than 100 photos. I wasn't in the mood and couldn't be arsed. Cool pub Pikey good to have a new local in a new place.

ps. Ryan's pub is no smoking!!! So all you Derby chav twats ignoring the rules on Friday, take heed! Im bringing my fucking gun next w/e you smoke you die. From a bullet not cancer. GOT IT??

Ive got a sega and a fuckin waffle iron

2007-04-01T14:31:00.000Z

Mr Jago's show @ Opus Underground in Newcastle.

Tank on t'motorway, RAD!
My cheese sandwich that cost £2.95 (robbing bastards) had 2 tops
Jordy's are weird, the view from the metro window
Gnarly spiked escaltors
This guy ate the bread that was left on the floor for the pigeons
Arrival at said venue

Lee was stressing like pet

The xyn board, its fucking incredible. Check www.makinov.com follow links to see making of vids
Jonny was gonna steal this just look at him scoping it out
Mr Guy had some work on show downstairs
This was the speaker that was pumping out the ed209
The guy that drew the gorrilaz forgot his name had some shit on the walls too
Jam Factory YO!

Went for some food like, they bought us popcorn whilst we perused the menu!? Jordy's are weird
See I told ya
Its my beer it'll get you drunk
Oh man the badder than voodoo cake
Crazy artist types buying the big issue and smoking rollies outside
From the outside in
There was a peyeb (as Lee called it) on Jago's art
Sara said this was the poshest bar in newcastle where all the rich people go. It was wank and certainly not posh

Mr Jago and Mr GuyThe wallpaper was rad

This my friends is Mr Jago fresh from the shower
They sold pheromone's in the toilets, check the selections I could of madeJago pushing the button in the elevator like pet
Lee and Jonny enjoying the ride to the 10th floor
Duncan Jago loves his peach melba room and curtains
WOW thats fast

The view from the balcony
Mr Jago

Ok you had to climb out the window to get to the balcony
I had an arm wrestle with Jago
Dunc had the best shoes they have bloody skulls on them
A little wooden mini Newcastle
The angel of the North
THE END

A blog for Basi

2007-03-26T11:32:00.000Z

OMG!!! Gav is back!
Tri blogging.
Yay Pikey showed up. Like well late! But he made it! I love Ryan.

Ohhhh!

I love Gav.

Rich loves MOSH.

Dual blog.

Jonny hates stickers.
Rich was just checking out the girlys all night! Ugh!

He's so happy to see us.

Fuckin love Gav.

They only let them out monthly.

Gav looks so guilty.
Gav and Jonny love MOSH.

This amuses me. I think I died sometime during the night?

My head got melted a bit.

Gav was rocking new sneaks init.

Hmmmmmm....?

Ryan loves Newcy.

My camera was taking MDMA. I love MDMA and Jonny.
Wow.

Just wow!

Oops.

I love my bro and I got us in this time.

Aaw just look at us.

This guys hair was rad, he loved himself way too much.

This pics rad I look fucked.

Gav drank beeeeeeeeeeeeer! We didn't manage to get him drunk though.

Gav got struck by lightening, he was ok after a little nap.

I dont understand why Im single!?

We love Gav!

Lara was at MOSH

Firebug! Yo SPT. He was rockin his sticky hands and a new cap.
Basi was lovin it. Respect, remember Basi...!?

Sam was really scared of the old women.
Look at how much I love Basi...

Now those of you who know these people will know what this photo is about and will be pissing right now!

It aint over till the fat bird sleeps.... Sweet mother of god!!!

Peace.

Emma Lemon's Buffday innit!

2006-09-11T10:54:00.000Z

T'was my buffday yesterday! The day kinda started Friday night, Jonny came round with my pressie's O...M...G!!! I got the best presents ever I reckon! I opened my card first.... A hand made pob card! Check it below.

Yeah I know its childish, but I have wanted one for years! They are the coolest things! Ana Armani and the CSS cd!

And here is the Kasabian face from V.

Now its not because I was sooooo stoked about my presents.... Which I was! But it was because Jonny told me I needed to book the 6th December off work cause on the 5th we are going out. De Mont, first gig, The Fratellis and a little band called fucking Kasabian! Jonny you are getting so much frickin Mobilo at Christmas!

So Saturday came we were going to Santa Pod to watch the drag racing, but time ticked away and we were still at home at 12.30pm and it was £30 to get in! So we didn't bother. So instead me, Toby, Conn and Gaz went to Wacky Warehouse for some late lunch. Yeah I know its shit but you endure the main course to get to the desert, they have the most amazing cake I have ever had, EVER! I didn't take my camera.... I wish I had! Gaz ate his meal half of Conn's and then ordered desert. Now if any of you have ever been to one of those pubs, you'll know what I mean when I say Chocolate Monster!? Yeah he ate all that too! Wtf???! Got home had a little nap, got ready. Met Gaz, Nick and Toby down the Crown.

First stop was the O Bar. Then the Turkey Cafe, here's Jonny and Thirsa. We met Jonny, Brett and Alex in there.

Sid Vicious came too.

And Adam came, after work! Yay!

Me and Jonny aka Sid the haircut! Its nice you idiot and you can make yourself look like a memeber of a really cool band.

Im such a tourist, but Lesta cathedral looks awesome at night! Although I didn't do it much justice with my shaky hands!

Of course we went to MOSH! Its the greatest! I danced even if these guys didn't!?

Mikey and his v's.

Me doin the gangsta pose. It was sooo hot in there! I had to take off one of my tops and role the other one up. Why is there no frickin air con in that place that works?

Spencer and Gaz.

5 of us. The rest are gay.

I was pretending to take a photo of Toby, then at the last minute he ducked and I got one of Brett! Hoorah!

Jonny had a litte nap.

Ok so after many hours sweating like idiots, we decided enough was enough and left MOSH. My hair was drenched, and I hardly ever sweat, thats how bad it was!

Brett, Mikey and Toby went for some greasy chicken before Firefly, Brett wouldn't show his face, but here he is eating chicken.

We sat outside to dry off.

Aaaw, the brosef. Int we cute!

Kate and Kate came down after the brunette Kate finished work.

I was getting stools for all the people coming down, I could lift 2 at a time! Hard as nails me!

Heres Ryan, another bummer who worked! But he made it at last!

Thirsa and moi.

Jonny and Thirsa. Jonny didn't like last weeks Jonny and Thirsa picture so i took another for him, I hope he likes this one!

Ryan.....keep clear.

Thirsa and me doing the v's innit and Gaz being polite.

Mikey (beer) Macro.

Remember this guys.... She is! Firefly toilets are so welcoming and nice.

Having a cuddle.

Then they had a fight! I won! I kicked all there weedy asses!

Everyone left by 3.30am. Only 4 of us left in town and they wouldn't let us in the basement cause 3 of us, including me had trainers on! The Basement? When the hell did that happen? The Basement is gay only twats go in there on a sturday night then, join me and my campaign against the basement, dont go!

Got home, erm late, or early? Watched some MTV2. Mikey is crap at taking photos with my really easy to use camera!

I fookin love my cabbage patch kid!!!!!!

Mwah! Miss Armani!

Sunday afternoon! Urgh Ergh Argh blah blah. I have had no sleep! Its my birthday and I can get outta bed! But Mikey bought me a cake! I didn't eat any though, I was pawly. He did. With his fingers! You dont need a knife and a plate when you eat cake, thats for idiots.

I had an awesome time and thank you everyone who came, most of the special people were there! There were rather a lot of people who didn't come. Some were fucking gay and I hate you, and some weren't in Leics for unavoidable reasons, you know who you are... You were soorly missed and thank you for all the texts I endlessly got throughout the night and day and night! Dont worry guys you can always come to my 19th? =)

Flowe, The Acoustic Man? and Breaks Co-op @ The Charlotte

2006-08-29T13:20:00.000Z

Saturday, Buhbye John =( I saw Tom Meighan! Argh!

2006-08-29T12:50:00.000Z

Saturday 26th August and John's last w/e before he goes off to fight for queen and country. He lives on a farm and they have GUNS, so he invited us all round for clay pigeon shooting and a bbq, before we hit the town and get wasted. Of course I gleefully accepted! What...? I get to shoot a real gun? Im there! Might I also add, having never shot a real gun (haha) and never having experienced clay pigeon shooting before, I got 2 out of 4 on my first go! I should be in the SAS!? Emma the Elite.

Nick shooting. John loading the clays.
Adam. I love this photo!
Nick shot a real pigeon, not one made of clay.
I have a photo of Brett!!! No one can believe it, but here it is, the factual evidence.
Argh... who the hell gave Jonny a gun!? I was better than him! He was de-manned, he got beat by a girl! He has no gun in his hand now, so I can say that and he wont threaten to pop a cap in my ass!
Toby was good! Really good! Show off!
BBQ delights!
Oh yeah, more guns!
This photo is awesome! Its all blurred apart from John's face, and he looks really scary spesh with a gun in his hand!
And then we hit the town! Mike, Toby and John in the Lansdowne.
Jonny and Gaz in the Turkey.
Spencer and I. I was wasted, forget the face!
Us 3... Again I look hammered! But we were out, its allowed!
Gaz, John, Andy, ?, Spencer and Jonny.
Andy wore his hoody, he has been awarded an asbo.
Mmmm bums! This one belongs to Andy!
MOSH innit! We met the Ryan in there! Yay!
Supporting a good cause, and friend. JF Holla.
Me and Ryan. He's soooooooooooooo tall!

Garuff was drunkered and gets worse, Spencer took a little nap.
Erm, Im sure its a crap club, venue, night, dj, evs.... But I like the graffitti on the pavement!
Haha more bums, and yes proof to all you non believers out there, Jonny has got one! Woop Woop!
T'was Thirsa'a buffday, she was s'posed to meet us in the MOSH but came straight here! Huh!
John and Alex in Firefly.
How cool is this!? Gareth went all emo tho, no one would serve him, he got angry, I got scared. He's scary when he's angry. He threatened violence and the dick behind the bar served him, he was scared too tho. Awesome.
Thirsa and Kate.
Andy pulling faces again and John smiling more and more as each beer nears its end.
Ryan and Javed, Javed was wasted! Now I dont know him that well, but he danced with me lots. Now unless they are 100% innebriated men dont do dancing right!? Thats how drunk he was!
Ha, ha, ha, thats it!

Elegance at its finest.
Alex doing a veloceraptor immpersonation. Jonny flexing his ceps, may i lead your eye down, he'll be so pleased!

Saying goodbye.

Forgot to zoom out from the previous pic =)
5am get home. Hot chocolate with loads of cream.
What the hell is this dick doing on mtv2!? The insanity.
Love this song!

Good luck John, take care, be carefull, and see you soon!

The Kooks. The Farm. The Skegness.

2006-08-25T13:14:00.000Z

The day of the kooks concert finally arrived after much anticipation. The patient wait in hope of more date releases paid off! Got 4 tickets, The Farm, Skegness!!! Insane.

The journey there.
This car had 4 tail pipes!?
Erm, this was the car park!? We had to pay a pound to park here. There was no where to park! Erm, we were told by some curly toed twat to just park it in the middle.
Gets crazier... This is The Farm.
Sorry, I got a bit arty again... Jonny's leg my shoulder.
This looked cool. They had a lorry trailer as a sign. You'll see...
A temporary gazebo housed the pyrotechnics and sound technision.
Yay, another wrist band.
The Bar.
Selling soft drinks and snacks off the snooker table.
Sunset was incredible!

Hoorah for porta potties, cause I didn't get enough of them 3 days ago.
Innapropriate... Surely??
You always go to the hairdresser's for your hair cut and colouring, like this girl did!
Connor playing with stones.

Macro shots of me, I was very colourful that evening.
Gareth and Conn.
Finally the show starts, lighting was appauling. Got NO good, clear shots, so I stuck with my arty mood and created light bubbles and movement shots, which I actually prefer.

Paris Trading.
The 747's.

The Kooks. They were rad!

I was falling asleep on the way home, and had to be up at 6.30am for work and it was stoopidly late! So I took loads of light trails on the way home in order to try and stay awake. Here are some of the best ones.

Street lights and a warning sign on the A52.
A passing car, and my favouite.
A Lorry.Traffic lights and street lights in Leicester.
All in all a wicked night! All be it the most strange, and backward venue I have been to, they put on a good show.

V Festival 2006 (KASABIAN)

2006-08-23T09:48:00.000Z

V + me = O! M! G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was dreading it with the camping and the porta potties and the being dirty, but how wrong was I!? It was incredible! I almost cried when we left on Monday morning... =(

OK, So heres where the blog begins...

Jonny suggested that we left his house at 11.00 - 11.30am Firday morning because of the traffic. He said if you leave any later it can take up to 4 hours to get there! So me being me, was late of course! We got to Jonny's at 11.00am, but we had to go to Loughborough, Millets, to get wellies and stuff. So we did.... Got back to Jonny's packed, then we left at 1400 hours. Sainsburys.... Food for the junk food addcits (mainly me)
But its all good. Cause Jonny found FOOtos in Shirley's Bedroom.
This is a busy roundabout, we were stuck here for ages! We put Hot Club De Paris on really loud, wound the windows down and sang even louder, then looked at all the discusted faces with the obscenities that were oozing from my car. Then we laughed!
Jonny's 'rock face' (we were bored!!!)
My rock face, but I just look like a dick!
Gaz's rock face (he was mardy)
I drove in ma new kicks innit! Errrrm!
Ghetto phone box!
Looks like rain!??
We got boreder (I know its not a word) still... So we sellotaped a teddy to the windscreen. Then I sellotaped my face, Jonny has those photos on flickr, check it!
Sunset!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the journey takes many more hours yet!
This is what time we parked at Weston Park! 11 frickin pm! NINE HOURS after we left for the 50 mile journey!
This is what time we got to the camp site! Look at dave and Anthony! Mmmmm....
Saturday morning. Its gonna rain again!
My dirty nails, I hate being dirty, but I didn't moan.
Breakast. Dairylea cheese slice cob!
Happy campers.
I lost my contact lense. Jonny found it on the Nutella jar.
Yeah it rained, but it created mud!!! =) I had wellies on so went splashing!
Legal Drugs!? Cool! They get you absolutely wasted tho, and I was there for the music, so I kept straight!
The manwash! Where was the lady wash though, with scantily clad men? Thats lame!
Me being a geek with my programme, but you gotta know when the coolbands are on!!!? Right?

4 bits of bacon = 1 knackered frying pan!
Festival Marlboro!??? Thats impressive!
Dogs. These guys were wicked, never heard them before, but loving them now.
Lilly Allen. I know its chav, but she's kinda good and there was nothing else on.
Chav bastards....
Morning Runner, this guy had bright blue eye shadow on!? Aye?! Good though.
Yay mud!
Lorraine! Killing time. SHIIIIIIIT!????? These were worse than that! Jim Noir! 3rd favourite gig. He rocked, well folked. Bottle holder.
Phil's tongue pin glowed in their tent, mine didn't =(
Random advise on their tent. This tent can burn? Why is it hot? Do not smoke? Yeah thats good advise? Try to locate tent at least 6m from other twats? Yeah!!? Hows 6mm?
Rain...
Me being mardy in the tent in the rain with my cool anorak on!
Nikki's got weird feet.
Yeah V. These glowed in the tent too!
Jonny... Always the optimist!
We watched Paul Wellar from a far, as it was opp. our yellow camp site. He was goooooood!
Starsailor. Awesome!
Tim hes the lead singer from a little known band called THE CHARLATANS.
Razorlight. I fucking hate John Borril (or however you spell it) These were bloody good too. And the Borril got his shirt off, sweet!

Borril light trail.
Good morning, Jonny.
Gaz bought girls wellies! Twat! Phil having a little morning stretch...
Gaz and sunday morning sky. More rain...!?
This tee is wicked!
Sunday morning. Phil is drinking beer (well cider) already! He's hardcore!
More mud
And more, but with shadows this time, shadows are cool.
Got some proper socks from the army shop stall thing. Instead of trainer socks with a pair of my brothers over the top that I'd been wearing for 2 days! Im such a minger.
The road to V. These were The Bombay Bicycle Band, and very talented. They're well young, but produced some good sounds.
A little bit of blue sky, Jonny's optimism yesterday may have paid off!?
The Saw Doctors! Used to love these as a kid, it was good to see them live!
Biffy Clyro! OUT FUCKING STANDING! Much better live, than on their cd's!

Kula Shaker. Erm dunno. They made me do it!
The Upper Room. OK I guess?! Nowt special, just killing time again.
They say that the V Festival is a posh fetival this nob proved it! Chinos a striped shirt and a bum bag!
She was a tiger girl! Not a lion girl!
The Young Knives! They didn't play rollerskater, but played some other cool stuff. Very silly, very good! It was good to see them live at last!

Bloc Party from a far! They were shit! We stood at the back in order to dash off and get to the front of the Channel 4 stage ready for We are Scientists.
The Cardigans. They were on before W A S, they only damaged my pride and ears with 1 or 2 songs.
And here they come on their big wheelers....

OK, I kinda have a crush on him, but I thought I would only bore you with a couple of pics. I, on the other hand, have many more!!
What the hell is that!? Sunshine? Late afternoon on Sunday.

Beck! WOW! He had puppets of himself and the rest of the band that mimmicked everything they did. It was an awesome performance. Again we watched from a far in order to catch the end of the Editors and get to the front for Kasabian.

And we did!!!! Here is the Editors.

They sang us a little song with W A S, what a treat!
You can just see him in the background =)
I love this photo!
Me and Jonny with our Kasabian anticipation faces! O M G!!!! The Sunday headliners are finally coming on stage!
Yet another dick in the crowd, this time not a person, a dick!Here is the start of the epic performance by KASABIAN!!!!
Oh yes!

Look look its Kasabian! =)
Tom light trails.
A bit of banter, he mentioned Leicester innit, I screamed. Dunno why! Just thought he might appreciate some real fans or fantatics!??

Serge. Waited ages for this photo, to get the purple light too. Then i blurred it, but its still cool!

I really love this photo too!

This one however is my favourite. I took hundreds of photos. I deleted loads last night and still had a grand total of 642!!! Im like the god damn papparazzi me!
THEY were clapping US for their encore! Tom is no longer a twat! Total respect for the guy now, they were better than I could of ever imagined! Better than any live act Ive seen, ever!! And I ve seen some good bands and lots!

Its all over! boo hoo...
But I managed to get one last shot! I panicked and shook, hence the blur but its still pretty damn good!??
This is me and my face after I had seen Kasabian (I know I look foul but its gotta be seen)! What the hell just happened?? Shit they were good!
As me and Jonny were walking back to the tent prasing Kasabian, and their incredible musical talents, I told him to shush. It was Radiohead Creep. So we ran well fast to the main stage and caught the last bit, I took this photo whilst running but again its good!
A little midnight feast! I decided, due to how hyper I know was, that I would sing a song really loud that would get the whole camp site singing. I tried many, Lulu, shout and I even did the yeah bit at the start! Then lots of other crap. Some girl kept shouting at me saying she was 'trying to get some fucking sleep'. Big mistake! That made me sing louder still! I finally found it, the song that would get people singing too. Its a personal favourite of mine that I sing really good and just like her! It was 4 Non Blondes, Whats up! Yeah! Mission acomplished, time for bed....
Monday morning, we packed up and left, I was sad, really sad! Im never taking my band off! EVER! We stopped at the services for poo's cause the toilets were nasty on camp. Had some Burger King goodness, the pissing ice cream machine was broke! Burger King is shit!

Thus concludes the longest ever photomograph blog! Has anyone got the number for the Guiness Book of Records??

Sam / SPT

2006-08-08T12:32:00.000Z

Erm, as requested I will be producing a Sam blog, which I will start with first, with it being the most important! This is @ Broom on Saturday 5 August.

Here is Sam with a claw hand (and a beer)....

Here is Sam with just a beer, and a straw hat????....

Here is Sam with Jonnny, and Dave in the background....

Here is Sam skating....

Here is ghost Sam skating with Connor....

Here is Sam with a hotdog....

Here is Sam with "his boys", his words... not mine!

Here is me, looking sexy as fuck! Much better than the patio door shot, Jonny!

Brizzle Road Trip

2006-06-26T13:11:00.000Z

Well the infamous Gavin Strange has now left hickityville and headed back south to Bristol, buhbye. Although he is back next w/e, yay, so all is not lost! So anyway my dear brother offered him a ride, I then suggested a road trip! So it all started there...... Oh what fun! We started the day with a delicious (hmmm) meal at the bell Fountain in Wiggy, just me, Gaz and Con. Then we went to Boon's house (Ryan's bro) to collect a big bad ass astra estate in order to accomodate all of Gavin's bags. Then we hit the road. Our first stop Leicester Rd Fleckney to get the Travstar, then we headed to the city and Blackbird Rd to collect Gav and Sarah. Coalville was the next stop to get the lovely Mr Clooney and Brett (WWE). Brett changed his mind last minute cause he had to get to work early in the morning, bummer, and we were really late!!! So we were now a car down. So Trav got in the front with his long legs, and the remaining 4 crammed into the back! Poor Sarah then couldn't come so we took her home. Bristol here we come!! Uneventfull journey, cars, motorways, the odd tree dotted here and there! Although we did have a little chef, still as bad as it has always been, and I refused to tip, overpriced plastic GM shit, and bad service. So I kept all the change haha! We got to Bristol late - of course - dropped off the bags had a cuppa then hit the streets............

I have a new camera the first in ears and ears so got snap happy!! Hooray!

And Gav has electrical equipment named after me....How cool?!

So we headed into Clifton, too late for pizza express, gutted!! So we all went to the local chippy, class, and had a spit roast? Ay?!

Then being the hooligans we are, sat on a bench and ate our chips, east side!

Played with ma new camera..... Im in love with it! Got some awesome light trails! Not bad for a first go, huh?

So after being awake till stoopid o clock, Sunday came, we dined @ Cerise for brekkie then hit the streets once more. The coolest Banksy piece donned a wall in city centre, it was sooooooo good!!

Just showing off with my 8.3 million pixels, again not bad for a first effort?!

Lloyds..... THE place to skate, in the whole of the UK, my tour guide informed me.

It was hot, and we were thirsty... So off to the pub, we're hardcore so soft drinks all round!!

Then after we had finished our cokes and lemonades, we headed into the bar and the gallery that it housed. Inside contained the most random, stupid display of shall we say 'art' that I have ever seen!! There was people sitting and/or standing outside of each gallery, thought it was a little strange they looked odd just being there! We were all clearly saying (rather loudly) how shit the work was, then Jonny told us that they were the exhibitors!! Oooops! Hey its constructive criticism. One gallery had pictures which were created with pieces of ripped paper and fabric, very pre-school, and unnecessary! But never the less, the best gallery of a very bad bunch. The others were showing films, again unnecessary, they had no meaning nor story line and were totally random, I didn't get it!? But the gallery had the coolest stairs..........

Leaving the gallery a little discruntled, we went walking again.......... Saw the coolest thing I think I ever did see! Its a pole, and you type in wherever you want to go, but, it has to be in space, then it spins round points to it, and tells you which direction and how far!! AWESOME!

Took a couple more snaps of the gigantuious mirror ball behind the pole that was pretty wicked too, simple things - simple minds, hey!! Then my battery died, damn! With the lens still out damn damn! We did some more walking oooow!!! Checked some shops then went back to Gavs unloaded, then got pizza! I had forgot how goooood pizza express is! Yumyum!

Then with a tear in our eye, we departed company from Mr Strange, jumped in the big bad ass astra and headed home..... Again uneventful, I fell asleep, woke up, no writing on my face, and eyebrows still in tact, pheuw! Went to the petrol station got some coke (a cola) and Jonny bought me some haribo's - sweeeet! Long story.... Much appreciated!

Had the best w/e ever! Thanks guys, love you all x