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Service station goings on... A chav, an asian, a scooby doo and a mercedes full of mobile phones...
Cunts

There was a pigeon and a bit of bird sick in the service station

You know when you get to Blackpool, the windmills give it away

They sell fucking giants. RAD!

Its so tastefull here

This is 150ft up the 200ft incline on the big dipper. Its so rotten, I thought I was going to die on it

Check the pics, my do was ruined

I reckon this guy is gay

This is an 80s bar, its so 80s

Menu glancing, dual blogging

Blackpool is a fucking shit hole, its a developed countries shanty town

This is what I had for my dinner

Followed by mashed potato and chocolate fudge cake

I know its mean, but these 2 were proper mentalists, they kept us entertained for hours, they were fucking hilarious

What the hell are they made from

You cant beat Pat's bingo, i got a few lines in there

Check the entrance. It was gnarly

These dudes asked us if we wanted to buy some skunk

We got in, centre front baby! They made us sit down

The Empress Ballroom, it was beautiful inside, incredible, look at the ceiling

This guy had the biggest hair ever, it was incredible

Cant remember their name, KOL's support from here on in

He kept pouting like Mick Jagger

Cant beat a bit of blue

This was the best drum kit ever!

Fuck me! This is with no zoom, this is how fucking close I was to Caleb!

I love Caleb

Ok his legs are way skinnier than they look on tv, but he'd so get it

This is where the fun stopped! The little teenage emo twats pushed so hard they split the barrier right where we were, it was bolted into the floor. It also moved at least 4 feet closer to the stage which in itself was a good thing. Security went on stage asked Caleb to tell us to stop pushing he laughed, said no then made rock signs at us. Then proceeded to say "this has never happened to us before, I guess you guys are the best audience we ever had". They got kicked off stage whilst they tried to secure the barrier. Caleb is a wanker! I couldn't take any more, I hurt so bad, I couldn't breathe and it was really scary - seriously! I got the security guys to pull me out cause I couldn't get out the normal way. A leg and a wing and shoes lost later, i escaped death. This is why Caleb is a wanker, he made me lose my centre front place, I fucking hate him!

We chilled on the carpet and splinted our broken bones, in preparation for the rest of the gig

This is what I think to you American Kimberley Stewart AIDS fucking red necks

Ill be loving you under my shoe, four kicks that you bastard

I got a bit excited, climbed the wall a little, it was really dusty.

This is now my pissing view!

I love cherry tango so much, but I saved a little then put the remains of my ticket in it. The final insult

Pint of piss

We walked back to the car, tired and hurt

Its a small old world though saw some guy in there that I was talking to in Mosh 2 days before, he is in a Nottinghamshire band, useless but has a point Im a sure. They are playing the Charlotte soon...

Ryan went to KFC whilst we went to the car and paid the machine lots of shiney pound coins. Some gypo twat tried to mug him on his way out the freaky chicken shop. Ryan told him to fuck off, and he did! Yeah dont fuck with Leicester you Northern cunts!

Dont go to Blackpool.... EVER! Its rank