Its like the dregs of a myspace party

Its Emma #1's birthday. So i collected another Emma and Rosy and we made our way to the party. 3 Emmas again but also 3 Andy's this time too, we should of got married and everythingGot to Nine Bar to meet the cool kids. I got Emma a birthday pepper shaped like a rose on the way. She got it in her eye and cary had to lick it for her
Andy and Emma. Andy is a northerner and has the most incredible accent! He sounds like an arctic monkey and of course I didn't tire of singing their songs to him, I think he did. I introduced him as our Leeds friend he was like the local attraction, he loved it
Maddy didn't believe me when I said the flash was bright
Emma and Emma
Rosy and Emma giving her some air love

Dave could not believe how much fun was to bad
Andy neil and Rosy. Rosy punched Neil on the nose for being from Manchester, look at the scenario Neils chair dancing was astonishing
Anna was working
Brighton Beach time, we got a taxi because its far

Andy looked like it was Christmas. He said it was like a dream and he could not believe he was alone in a car with 5 hot girls. We only interferred with him slightly, thats allowed
This guy drove us, safeys
Well Ill be damned, jo and Ben at the uni cash point
And Pete
Jo is awesome! I outta smile in photos Apparently I love Vanessa, she is hot though
Jim and a man
Beaver
D fuckin Wayne yo
He had girls necklaces on, he looked ravishing

Andy knew Jim, I didn't understand...
Mr microphone and the guy from bloc party where there
John too! Free Deirdre
Ummm
Rosy and Rachel

Neil and Andy getting beer I have never in all my life seen such ridiculous fucking dancing. He was like a speed taking gay dad dancer
Gaz came
Pete, I barely saw him. I barely saw anybody
He has to be gay. He had it tucked in too, he must have... Eeeew

I had a car party my companion and I, which might i add, "I was lying Neil!!!!!" finally made it to Firebug. Kate was there so of course I had to kiss her
Jonny was there too and fortunately so was everyone else
This girl was so scary. I dont think anyone knew her, but she kept going round grabbing tits
Again, who the fuck is this, Gemma doesn't look very pleased by his presence
Dom was sober! I know.... its crazy. I ranted on at him for a while

Then we went to Esko the taxi driver said Tesco? Yeah take us tesco you fucking twat I need a garlic press. Andy he's not doing much I just like the picture
Cary! He is absolutely amazing and very unique and so entertaining
cary with a head this time
He has a tape cassette as a belt buckle
Some dancing fun to be had

Some people looked a little worse for ware
Maddy and Emma talking drunken drivvle no doubt
I love you you northern cunt, now talk
Dave had mad sb's on, he looked like Marty McFly
Some more of the Esko revellers celebrating with Emma

The troopers went back to Emmas for a sexy house party Ian loved Emmas hamster
Cary showing his guns
We had Erasure or something on, it was totally necessary
Death metal at 7am requires saucepan percussion

Emma had a blast dancing on the kitchen chair laughing
Cary had a nap for about 2 minutes then started agin
" And next week on skins...."

"I woke you up, what time's the bus come?" You love it Andy. Neil looked surprisingly good when he got up

Cary didn't look to clever tho, but he was wearing a smile and that what really counts
We found some tattoo tights, apparently they are Dave's, WHY?
3D pornagraphy, you cant beat it

And thats all folks. It was amazing I had another best night ever. Happy Birthday Emma and big gay love.