Another weekend, another mad, one another blog.....

Brett Nikki Jonny and Phil (s arm)The Clooneys
Jonny was trying to wear Niks coat, it didn't fit
How cute does Rach look? Aww bless her shy little cotton socks
Sexy Emma was working in the Turkey
Jonny and a tray

Faye was in the turkey too
These 2 ladies used to teach me english at primary school now they munch pills and kill it in mosh
Mark and his crazy incoherent friend, he kept saying sorry he was so sweet. But Mark if you are reading its ok, Im pretty sure I was worse
Ahhh Cary is the greatest
Rach and Dave, Dave is also the greatest, he is coming to live with me and pay me obscene amounts of rent to join my naturist house

She was celebrating her birthday in her pyjamas, it makes sense
Hoorah Ryan came back for the night with big bear Gaz, we screamed a little
There are millions os Emma and Ryan photos, not one of them is a nice, this one has some nice effects though what with all the pretty lights and all. Ryan rules
Cary and some army man buying beverages
I fucking love you jacko

Lucas me and Jacko we fuckin love each other
Cary treated us to some more dancing, he is amazing. He also formally agreed to be my pet that evening, being drunk doesn't matter we had a gentlemens hand shake and that is legally binding
Rachel rocks
Dave was rockin his ltd ed sb's and so was Max but his are standard, still cool

Dave and Max were all grown up and stuff talking about footy and girls instead of dancing
He sniffed my hair!!??
Daves got charging rhino stoppers

Brraaap
This is Disco Dave Lucas and Jackos friend, he plays some songs in the cheese/ sick/ arse stinking room
Rachel is the most beautiful ghetto superstar I ever saw
We went to get the peeps from the Turk. Here is Rach and Psychosamatic bare chillin

Maddy some guy and Anna, Anna gave us all hugs and squeeled when we got to Esko
Rachel Emma and Ryan
And Stevie Pee
Gemma and the crazy tit woman came too
This girl tried to proper kiss me after I took this photo, she was scary. I only took it cause she was a twat and a good candidate for blog mocking but now I lack inspiration

Me Gemma and Ray captured in the worlds most amazing photo
It now seems that I cannot have a blog without it containing Gemmas marvellous tits, sleeping Jonny seems to have lapsed somewhat
This reminds me of Beetlejuice in that waiting room and the song by Chris Rea
The sexy dancers
Cool hair shame you are a prick

I have no idea what this is about, we must have been playing incy wincy spider or something
Errrr dirty snoggers
And Nils came down!!! Yay
Steve took us to the Basement in his Clio Sport (the bastard)
Emma got the beers in
The 3 musketeers aka the last men standing aka partaaay animals
More pricks, I was trying to get the guy behind them and they kept jumping in front of the cam so if they are desperate for 5 mins of fame then here you go guys...
It doesn't capture it well, but this is Sue's dad. "Where the fuck av you been you dirty slag"
Beautiful Emma #1 and the greatest Pikey to have ever lived

I am 6'4" now
Ryan had some siiick moves

We stayed right till the end cause we are ghetto
Dirty muck donalds for breakfast and cappucinos. The fat inbred pushing the buttons on the till told me off for taking pics. Apparently you cannot photograph in a restaurant without permission from head office, sounds like someones too big for their boots

Me and Ryan are well hardcore, hitting up the Bambu after a coffee. This guy was there
And this guy

And Shane Ritchie
And Adam. I am going to befriend him and we are going to swap trilby hats and skinny jeans and go vintage clothes shopping, I AM in love with him
How good do they look after a 12 hour party if I only I looked the same

Peas and carrots