The Birthday Bonanza Blog

First birthday, Michaela's. Cant remember her name but this girl was wicked.
Rach and Gemma playing good hostesses and Pete.
Some strangers in the kitchen, Mark Adam, Toby and Shaff.
Michaela was so excited because...
They had a Maryland on the way.

The party was in Gemma's bedroom so it seemed.
We had a wrestle.
And pulled faces.
SOME of us did bad things.
Rosy documented it too.

There were penis biscuits at the party.
There were cameras everywhere.
There was smoking.
Me and Sam had fun with the fridge magnets.

Well you all know Im a classy bird.
My brother went to bed, LAME!
I used the incorrect toilet.
Then kissed Rachel.
Only the strong survived.

We had a ball.

Moving onto my birthday.

Went to collect Emma, these were my presents. Maracas, a sailor hat and flower thing and A fucking massive GIANT space hopper. SIIIIICK

We went to Asda and Emma bought me more stuff, party fucking stuff.
In car entertainment. Gobbed all over the party blowers before we gave them out.

Hoorah Sam finished his make up at last. False hope, he was still finishing my birthday card. I forgot to photograph it. It was incredible, it was a no rave card.
In the Turkey, Gaz made use of the free stuff getting stuck right in.
Pete was there too.
And Ollie.
Rachel bought me THIS! WOW.

Emma made me this from plasticine.
Monsters and clappy hands ensure a good night is to be had by hall.
So we had a little sing song.
The place was jumpin.
We tried Pete's coat on.

Gaz thinks he's special which is why he had three gold medals. Pah.
My card from Emma.
My card from Rach.
Jacko and Steve arrived.
So did Lucas and Rich.

Rosy had a sandwich.
Sailor Sam Ahoy.
Queueing for Mosh. Oh yeh Gregg and Kate had met us.
Me and Sam are the biggest winners.
One of my presents from Sam was a moustache, Ive ALWAYS wanted a moustache, it looks reet sexy an all.

We had some glow stick fun.
Jonny came.
I was the ONLY sober person.
We danced like bastards.
Becca arrived finally.

We pulled faces.
And acted up.
We snoook into the O Trizzle for some cheese and onion crisps.
Then went back to Mosh.

Pete was dancing on the middle floor, crazy!
This guy wanted a medal so bad! We gave him one and a medal hahahah.
A toilet friend! ANOTHER Emma.
Me and Sam went on another adventure, we saw a fox.

Then killed it skinned it and put it in a 12 inch honey oat with extra cheese.
Back to Mosh and Gregg was snogging.... eeeeew, get a room.
Pete and Gregg took a piss.
Eventually got to Esko, Rosy was there.

Of course the cool kids came with us.
Rachel and Josh and vague silouhettes of fellow revelors.
Anna spelt blood like Dwayne, Im well jealous!
The cute dread lock girl and Gemma, there is lesbian warfair over this piece of ass.
Went to Sophbeck to see the cooler kids.

My ACTUAL REAL birthday.

This is my serious present from Sam, shiiiiiit!

We are gay so did gay things. We went for a nice meal.
Sam had meatballs and mash with his coffee.
Nobody has ever made me a cake before, it had bloody smarties on it too!
Mmmmmm yum!
Thank you for the best birthday EVER in the world xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sam / SPT's, John's and Ryan's birthday.

O Tree Sam and some others were getting intoxicated a little.

Mother fucker Darryl was there.
ARGH and Josh.

This guy I believe is called Dave Canning, its been a while since anybody has witnessed his person we cant be too sure.

Beaver arrived and left Dwayne outside, thats evil.
Turkey Cafe and the pikey had arrived.
Brosef was there init.

The couples and Ryan went to Maryland cause I was hungry.
Got to Esko after much whining and tantrums. We drank beer.
And shots.
Maddie LOVES Ryan.
So does Anna.

Easy.
YES YES YES I can do blood.
Did some more shots. Absinthe, nasty!
Sophbeck, Dwayne!
Josh (again)

Darryl's burning the midnight oil, I love it!
They MADE me go to Bambu, WHY? I DONT LIKE IIIIIITTT!
Steve pleasured the table.
Ryan was a drunk a little bit.
Ray and Steve.

We actually really do make people vomit, good! The tables in there are rad though.
They went.
Ryan got naked.

Didn't see John, but Happy birthday to you too!!!!! We had sweaty hugs for you and everything!

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y to everyone!