Permanent markers provide entertainment and fun for Kates goodbye
The Emmas went to Asda. We bought beer and permanent pens.
Parked the car, cracked open a couple of bottles and made our way down New Walk to Kates.
There was a real party! I was so excited.
Emma painted her nails.
Hmmm, what can we do with these?
Kate put her glow stick on.
I made a big green cock.
Then we all had a go. Heres Kates big willy.
And Emmas.
Heres Helen's, note the cum shot.
Kate arrived with her big green cock.
Chris loves his nob.
Laura well got into it.
The girls did their make up. Me and Emma made a start on our drunken texts.
This is not part of the story, just a beautiful photo I would like to share.
We saw Rosie on our way to the Lansdowne.
Me and Emma had a car park party.
Then climbed some ladders and shit, it was totally necessary.

Post play time... In the Lansdowne with everyone else.
Chuk was there.
And this guy, I think we knew him? Someone must have.
Hahah this was the pen master plan, Kate was the first victim.
Then me, I think this might give people the wrong idea.
Agent Provacateur, thanks chuk, that outta answer any questions patrons may have.
Then Emma drew on me.
Lady beermancing.
Emma got attacked with my devilish pen too.
The Emmas and the Kates FOREVER yo.
I think he was part us cool kids too. Fuck knows, we drew on him anyway.
Kate and Emma.
Dont know who wrote this but its nice.
Helen got attacked, nobody is safe.
And again!
Lindsay was the first to receive obscentities.
Emmas master piece on Helen.
Haha! After muchos begging the bouncer par took in the new body art trend sweeping the nation.
Who the fuck thought this turd was a sexy bitch? Im sure they were taking the piss.
Even passers by were mawled and drawn on.

Helen drew on some dude.
Everyone was getting more and more intoxicated.
Kates puppies are amazing.
Johnny came so we gave him an Emma sandwich.
I dont know what is wrong with my face here, but nice pic.
This guy said he would draw Spiderman on me, I love spiderman.
Fucking twat!
Picture perfect.
Another awesome photo, Im not doing too bad tonight.
Whoever wrote this, and on a stranger, is fucking genious!
Lindsay drew hearts on us all.


What is with the Rolf obsession? Someone is a little over sexed, or under sexed?
Ayyyy Dom came.
And Beth.
Every week Emma and I make a toilet friend, this week it was Nicola.
Everyone went to Time I hate it its full of meat heads. Me and Emma went to Mosh. We saw Becca and her friend on the way, so we drew on them.

The we drew on these guys.

Got to Mosh went to the toilet first of course.
There was a man in there.
Why do I air kiss everything when im pissed?
Bar and BEER.
Top floor, whats this? Rich with a girl? Evidence.
Lucas, Jacko and Adam aka arctic monkeh man were there.
This is amazing, when Im famous Ill give Lucas half the profits.
This pretty much represents my vision. Me and Adam.
Hahaha I fuckin love you Jacko!
This man is a right dirty toilet seat sniffer Im sending these photos to the manager.
Another toilet lady, not our friend!
Emmas, Kate, Lindsay, Helen. Everyone had arrived at Mosh.
Ahhh Emmas.
Kate.
I gotta go Sams outside! Yay! Might I say... another amazing picture.
The Emmas and Kates and Laura wrote loving words of adoration on Sam.
Yeah right party animals?
We pulled faces.
Had some more Emma sandwiches, we were hungry!
Sam drew on Joe.
This is Jordan (the dirty chav with BAD hair extensions) she kept trying to kiss me and stuff. Why do I always pull the women? Where the fuck are the men?
I LOVE my work!
I drew an anchor on this guy.
And Lukey on this guy.
Kate said we are the best Emmas in the world, I agree. And they are the best Kates!
Helen, Kate and Emma.
7 girlies, just, in this.
Kate took a shining to Jacko.
Captain Cave Man style.
Then fell over.
Its ok though Kate and Laura helped her.
We're having a ball!
Dancing and shit.
Small old world, James Hubbard, an old school mate.
This guy loved this song.
Sacha and Ben were there, I think I scared them, I was wrecked, they weren't.
He well wanted to be in my blog.
Basement.... No fucking way.... Javed was there! He spun me round lots and made me feel a bit sick, its ok I didn't puke.
Some guy.
I hate the Basement. We went to Sophbeck, Anna and Tom were there.
And Jason, Josh and Joe.
And the girl with the cool name I cant remember.
AND D WAYYYYNE!
Joe was bare chillin.
John was there too, this is wicked!
Brosephs.
It rained.
I drew on loads of people in Sophbeck but forgot to photograph it. Dwayne drew on me.
And Tom.
BASIIIII we shared some love.
He was outside, more wrecked than me, he won first prize.
I cannot speak of post Sophebeck pre Kates but we got here. Kate and Laura asleep on the sofas, everyone else watching the Hoobs.
Sick.
Kate goes this weekend.... We'll miss her millions, she'll be back soon to come draw on people again. WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!
1 Comments:
I fucking love you Emma your amazing thanks for all these azing photos and i love the story that goes with it helped me fill in all the blanks. I can not remember almorst killing Jacko by my bear hugs or falling over, although it was inveitable i always fall over when im pissed!!
Gonna miss you lady and i can't waite to come home for more crazy marker pen antics!!
Love you squillions!
Kate
xxx
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